A Radical Bed Clerk

unsandpiper: aaron johnson’s marriage to his grandma will never cease to amaze me

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:41:52 +1000

unsandpiper:

aaron johnson’s marriage to his grandma will never cease to amaze me

Writing a love story about my odd socks I’m wearing. God...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:17:32 +1000

Writing a love story about my odd socks I’m wearing. God I’m a loser

I’ve been feeling awful today. I woke up with a sinus headache that continued until lunch time...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:08:13 +1000

I’ve been feeling awful today. I woke up with a sinus headache that continued until lunch time (where I forced myself to take panadol, which I don’t do unless I’m feeling particularly awful), felt so tired all day that I felt like falling asleep a work… and NOW I feel like I could vomit. I don’t think I will, but the nausea is making me feel awful and the thought of vomiting is scaring me :( I may be dehydrated so I’m guzzling water to see if that’ll help, but it doesn’t seem to

Just wish my body would stop being such a wanker and start working properly. I’m going to be bed-ridden and off work soon, can’t it wait all of 5 days before it hates on me?

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zekethefreak: Thanks to artist Mike Wroebel for his take on...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:27:09 +1000

Arya Stark, graffiti artist, with one of her more popular tags.

zekethefreak:

Thanks to artist Mike Wroebel for his take on Game of Thrones re-imagined as late 1980s-early 1990’s tropes.

pizza: if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:34:08 +1000

pizza:

if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important

its-raining-on-my-feet: 20 Historical Photos (x)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:40:12 +1000

its-raining-on-my-feet:

20 Historical Photos (x)

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Today I got asked, yet again, whether “wedding bells were on their way” for Scotti and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:05:39 +1000

Today I got asked, yet again, whether “wedding bells were on their way” for Scotti and I.

GODDAMMIT PEOPLE. JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE IS GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING BABIES DOESN’T MEAN WE’LL FOLLOW SUIT.

It’s starting to get beyond ridiculous.

Haha, honestly I could see my dad having a shirt like this....

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:56:45 +1000

Haha, honestly I could see my dad having a shirt like this. He’s comes across is pretty chill but he’s so protective of my sister and I

4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:16:57 +1000

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

thecheersociety: drowsyfantasy: If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16. If you...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:07:09 +1000

thecheersociety:

drowsyfantasy:

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.

if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.

If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life.

You raped someone.

You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law.

THIS.

Only one week until my weird little toe gets operated on…...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:52:34 +1000

Only one week until my weird little toe gets operated on… eeeeep! #feetareugly #especiallymine #hobbitfeet

smile-youre-amazing: THEY ARE SO CUTE

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:13:43 +1000

smile-youre-amazing:

THEY ARE SO CUTE

There's NO excuse for hitting a woman, unless you're slapping dat ass during sex

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:06:15 +1000

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n0-face: My little sister asked me today if I am going to have babies with a girl or a boy today...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:27:08 +1000

n0-face:

My little sister asked me today if I am going to have babies with a girl or a boy today and it made me happy.

She also said people call her ‘lesbian’ at school for kissing her friends and I told her to let them know that her big, LESBIAN sister would come at them with some big scary butch lesbians and give them a good talking to.
She said “no it’s okay, being called lesbian is nice because you are one and I’m proud of you.”