mild-shores:

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

best advertisement ever!

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hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:

A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

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cockasnook:

Abbie Williams will be joining C-A-S soon!

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queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

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coldaroundme:

Be brave. Don’t be afraid to be stupid. - Matt Smith

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livestolaugh:

highsch00ls:

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.

works for me

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jaminthetardis:

It bewilders me that that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

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fluffmugger:

“Blood is thicker than water”, when used in the context of family over friends, is in fact a wildly incorrect bastardisation.

The true, full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” and refers to relationships forged by choice holding deeper meaning than those of mere biology.

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SO HAPPY MY NEW PLUGS ARRIVED. I also got ones with leaf veins on them, they are just beautiful. Postage took a good 3-4 weeks but they were worth the wait!