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Today I got asked, yet again, whether “wedding bells were on their way” for Scotti and I. 

GODDAMMIT PEOPLE. JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE IS GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING BABIES DOESN’T MEAN WE’LL FOLLOW SUIT. 

It’s starting to get beyond ridiculous. 

Haha, honestly I could see my dad having a shirt like this. He’s comes across is pretty chill but he’s so protective of my sister and I 

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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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thecheersociety:

drowsyfantasy:

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.

if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.

If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life. 

You raped someone. 

You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law. 

THIS.

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Only one week until my weird little toe gets operated on… eeeeep! #feetareugly #especiallymine #hobbitfeet

smile-youre-amazing:

THEY ARE SO CUTE

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n0-face:

My little sister asked me today if I am going to have babies with a girl or a boy today and it made me happy.

She also said people call her ‘lesbian’ at school for kissing her friends and I told her to let them know that her big, LESBIAN sister would come at them with some big scary butch lesbians and give them a good talking to.
She said “no it’s okay, being called lesbian is nice because you are one and I’m proud of you.”

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thenintendard:

Deku

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I decided last night that I want a geometric flower or a dotty-henna style tattoo either where this lady has hers or on the back on my neck. I’m excited to start planning exactly what I want! 

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